First drop · May 17

Wear the herd.

Stickers shipping now. Tees, hoodies, mugs, and posters land May 17. Pick a side or wear the whole rivalry — it’s all there.

Shipping now

The sticker pack.

Three vinyl stickers. Built for laptops, water bottles, road cases, and the bumpers of cars whose owners enjoy strangers honking at them.

Goat Head

3.5″ vinyl · weatherproof

$4

Full Logo

4″ vinyl · weatherproof

$5

Circle Stamp

3″ vinyl · die-cut

$4

Order the trio — $10

Free shipping on orders over $20 · Ships from North Texas

Drops May 17

The first run.

Four pieces. Four hundred units total. When they’re gone they’re gone — we’re a podcast, not a warehouse.

TEE

The Show Tee

Heavyweight cotton, charcoal with cream logo. Unisex S–3XL.

$32

HOODIE

The Hoodie

Heavyweight fleece, cream with charcoal logo. Unisex S–3XL.

$58

MUG

The Mug

15oz ceramic. Holds whatever helps you get through it.

$18

POSTER

The Poster

18×24″ matte print, signed by both hosts. Limited to 200.

$24

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The fine print

Questions, mostly answered.

When do I get my stickers?

Orders ship within 3 business days from North Texas via USPS first-class. You’ll get a tracking number when it goes out.

What about returns?

Stickers are non-returnable. Apparel: unworn, with tags, within 14 days of arrival. Email us first — we’re a small operation.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently US only. We’d love to ship abroad but the math hasn’t worked out. Email us if you’re a determined fan with a good shipping forwarder.

Will there be more drops?

Yes — if this one sells. We’re using first-drop revenue to decide what comes next. Tell us what you want at the contact page.